Charla con el robot V

[4:37 PM] dennisjhart@msn.com: Hey
[4:38 PM] rad: hmm
[4:38 PM] dennisjhart@msn.com: Hello I hope I didn't bother you, do you have a moment to chat?
[4:40 PM] rad: only if you are not a bot and can prove it
[4:40 PM] dennisjhart@msn.com: no I'm not a bot, I just figured I'd shoot you a message
[4:42 PM] rad: you are still not proving it
[4:42 PM] dennisjhart@msn.com: Great. How are you today?
[4:42 PM] rad: Veredict: bot
[4:42 PM] dennisjhart@msn.com: Well the reason I messaged you was because I have an amazing opportunity I wanted to share with a few people to start working online making some extra money and depending on how it works out possibly bring them on full-time. Is that something you might be interested in?
[4:42 PM] rad: [ignores]

Charla con el robot IV

[6:11 PM] fredericafleak04@hotmail.com: im lonely... wanna talk?
[6:11 PM] rad: no
[6:12 PM] fredericafleak04@hotmail.com: heya!!! im bored lookin for someone to talk to hahah, so wut r u doin?? wanna have fun?
[6:12 PM] rad: get lost
[6:12 PM] fredericafleak04@hotmail.com: cool, i just got home from work... 7 hour shift, nobody was there so i got to work out hahaha, perks of workin at a gym
[6:15 PM] rad: I hope you die smashed by a gym weight set
[6:15 PM] fredericafleak04@hotmail.com: haha ya i keep my booty tight haha well thats what they tell me  wanna come see it for yourself?
[6:17 PM] rad: They say cyanide makes you tighter. You should try it out!
[6:17 PM] fredericafleak04@hotmail.com: yay! lol come tell me what u think cutie http://tinyurl.com/NewBunny20 its muuuch better to chat if u can see me
[6:19 PM] rad: I'm blind
[6:19 PM] fredericafleak04@hotmail.com: y arent u here yet?!? cum watch me shake my sexy booty hahah just accept the invite on the page baby (its free, read the page it even says it wont charge u anything)
[6:20 PM] rad: What part of blind... meh... forget it
[6:20 PM] fredericafleak04@hotmail.com: just sign up real quick, i signed up on my friends site to make a lil side money but its free i promise! they just need to make sure ur 18
[6:24 PM] rad: I'm 8

Charla con el robot III

[4:16 PM] maricelamcright540@hotmail.com:  Hey, thanx 4 the add babe!!
[4:17 PM] rad: hola
[4:17 PM] maricelamcright540@hotmail.com: hi there, hope u don't mind talking with a vengeful horny girl, So how r u?
[4:24 PM] rad: vengeful?
[4:25 PM] maricelamcright540@hotmail.com: yeaa I know its random, but my douchebag ex cheated on me so i'm on a MAN hunt haha... I got ur username on a MSN male directory, I'm gabby, you are?
[4:27 PM] rad: I'm a bot. I will direct you to a supposedly free porn site and try to steal your credit card info
[4:27 PM] maricelamcright540@hotmail.com: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
[4:28 PM] rad: Yes I am. Bip bip bzzzz SYNTAX ERROR
[4:28 PM] maricelamcright540@hotmail.com: I see.. where do u live? I am bored at home...and this usually gets me in trouble  esp since im single and sexually deprived
[4:29 PM] rad: I'm at home. When I get bored, I do mersenne prime searches for fun
[4:29 PM] maricelamcright540@hotmail.com: R you signed up to any dating sites? You seem fun... I just took some dirty pics and uploaded them on my benaughty profile.. want to see? haha
[4:31 PM] rad: I have seen some hotties on codegolf.com
[4:31 PM] maricelamcright540@hotmail.com: K, go here, lemme know what you think http://whorudarwin.tumblr.com/AdultBook !
[4:33 PM] rad: I can't get through.. there's a recapcha. I'm reporting this to the INADI. I'm from Argentina, you know?

Charla con el robot II

Lea: heyy!

Racter: whoaaa!!

Lea: i just took an IQ quiz here.. pretty cool

Racter: wow

Lea: got a 113 lol... I thought I was smarter than that

Racter: no kidding

Lea: you should see if you can do better than me... http://whatsmyiqscoring.com/?invitecode=320gt182e if you can ill give you twenty dollars lol

Racter: Hmm… i got 80 and still am not clicking that link, you sodding robot!

Lea: try beating me... I bet you cant haha

Racter: [ignores]

Charla con el robot

Demostración de cuán al pedo estoy a veces en casa, webeando:

[10:53 PM] Donna: Hi
[10:53 PM] rad: hi\
[10:53 PM] Donna: hey, A/S/L?:)
[10:53 PM] rad: 34/M/.ar
[10:53 PM] Donna: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
[10:54 PM] rad: My webcam doesn't work
[10:55 PM] Donna: listen hun, I\'m just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I\'ll get naked if u do..lol!
[10:56 PM] rad: No offense, but I think you are a bot
[10:56 PM] rad: I don't like naked bots
[10:56 PM] Donna: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
[10:57 PM] rad: What's your name?
[10:58 PM] Donna: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on \"Webcams\" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it\'s you babe! http://janeroom.lovelocalgirls.com/ fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
[10:59 PM] rad: I don't think you are passing Turing test
[10:59 PM] Donna: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
[11:00 PM] rad: Ok ok ok. I will do everything you asked me for, with a simple condition. You have to write "repollo"
[11:01 PM] Donna: OH SHIT.. k I\'m late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I\'ll see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it\'s you..
[11:01 PM] rad: Close but no cigar
[11:01 PM] Donna: AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://janeroom.lovelocalgirls.com/
[11:01 PM] rad: Testing autoresponse
[11:02 PM] rad: Hmmm... I would have said that an infinite loop was to come